i was joking but then i checked and i—-
Now they’re just fucking with us
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
Prince George’s First Royal Tour
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
you are the dancing queen
Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.
and screaming “bazinga” before running out the door
I love how he’s all in Satan mode then all of a sudden wacky moose mode
OH MY GOD
Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.